4. Disguising as a woman to go on a blind date
Wen Jiyan swallowed hard, and for the sake of dinner, he quickly and diligently began to work, dragging the cloth with effort.
This method is very dangerous! Tang Mitian looked at Wen Jiyan and said, "My mother is a very alert person. If you are really found hiding in the closet, she will definitely think you are a bad person, call the police to arrest you, and since you don't have an ID, there will be no way to explain yourself."
"Sweetie, are you trying to scare me with your mother?" Wen Jiyan chuckled and said, "Your mother is so eager to push you into blind dates; she should be quite happy to know that you are co-renting and living with a man now!"
Very good, you are quite clever!" Tang Mitian said with a slight smile, tugging at the corner of her mouth
Aunt, what you said is a minority!" Wen Jiyan said with an awkward smile.
"Yanyan, your personality is quite good, straightforward!" Mi Xiu smiled with a hint of amusement, adding nonchalantly, "I like it!"
Are you sure you want to help me with this?" Wen Jiyan looked at the silicone in Tang Mitian's hand with a disdainful gaze
Little did they know, as the number of blind dates increased, so did the failures, which made Mi Jia's parents increasingly anxious, to the point where they wished to force Mi Xiu Yang to give up his career and spend every day on the path of "blind dating"
"No way! I have already paid the rent, and I definitely won't go live outside." Wen Jiyan shook his head without hesitation. Not to mention staying in a hotel, even if he wanted to go to an internet café, he would need an ID card. He doesn't have an ID card; what good is having money? If he were mistaken for a fugitive, that would be a huge problem
I quite like it. Although Tang Mi Tian is not a crazy fan, she does have her favorite male celebrities
Tang Mi was momentarily taken aback, her mouth slightly agape, unsure whether to respond. Of course, the one being called out, Wen Jiyan, looked even more innocent. He blinked his deep black eyes, gazing at Mi Xiuyang, and pointed to the tip of his own nose, uncertainly asking: "Are you asking if I have a boyfriend?"
"Why should I feel down? I never wanted to go on a blind date in the first place." Tang Mitian placed the half-eaten apple on the table, touched her already dried facial mask, and before heading to the bathroom to wash her face, she casually remarked, "Wen Jiyan, I really do appreciate you. Thanks to today, my mom has been quite stimulated, so at least for the short term, she won't be introducing me to any blind date candidates... La la la, the world is truly wonderful!"
Tang Mi Tian glanced at the restroom, quickly made her way to the door, steadied her mind, opened the door, and forced a bright smile at Tang's mother: "Mom, you are really fast!" If I had known, I would have said that when it comes to food in the × × district, I should have let Tang's mother get stuck in traffic and take a little longer!
Cough cough cough ... ... This time, Tang Mitian was truly choked by the water she couldn't swallow in time, coughing incessantly, her pretty face turning bright red.
"Alright, miss!" Wen Jiyan pleaded for mercy, raising both hands.
Tang Mi Tian? Mi Tian? Such a sweet name. "Mi Xiu Yang said with a gentle smile, 'However, I think calling her Tang Tang or Tian Tian would be more natural!"
"Please, I have never encountered such a rare gem, okay?" Tang Mitian said with frustration, "Only because you showed up, would someone have such a peculiar taste to notice you! It's your character that's lacking, alright?" Tang Mitian still felt aggrieved in her heart; it was not easy to see a handsome guy, but unexpectedly, this handsome guy had quite a heavy taste and actually took notice of Wen Jiyan!
Tang Mi Tian called out sweetly, "Mi | Mi Aunty!" and glanced at Wen Ji Yan. Wen Ji Yan quickly pinched his throat and echoed, "Mi | Mi Aunty, hello!"
Indeed, indeed, Auntie has great insight!" Wen Jiyan hurriedly flattered Auntie Tang by giving her a thumbs up, saying, "After listening to Auntie's words today, I suddenly feel a sense of enlightenment!
Ah! Tang Mitian and Wen Jiyan shouted in unison, and then Tang Mitian covered her eyes and exclaimed, "Wen Jiyan, didn't I tell you? You are not allowed to run around naked in public places, why are you not wearing any clothes again?"
"Hmm, alright, let's go in and chat. Xiuyang has been waiting for quite a while!" Mi Mi quickly released Tang Mitian, then took Tang Mama's arm affectionately as they walked into the private room reserved at the hotel.
Many women, when they encounter and fall in love, are like having taken opium, always hoping to remain forever intoxicated, experiencing the ethereal romance, because it is the fairy tale world they have imagined. However, when the fairy tale shatters and they awaken, they must confront reality and pursue another kind of stable life
Tang Mi was instantly struck by lightning, feeling as if stars were appearing above her head, and her mind exploded with a loud bang. She completely became a mere decoration, a backdrop, while listening to Wen Jiyan's angry voice beside her. She quietly held her cup, drinking water to calm her nerves
"Alright, I'm sorry!" Mijuyang hurriedly retreated to the door, took off his shoes, and looked at Tang Mitian, "Tian Tian, do you have any slippers for me to wear?"
Well, actually, blind dating is just a way to meet friends. If we don't hit it off, I think perhaps we could still become friends, right?" Mishuyang said politely while looking at Tang Mitian.
Wen Jiyan was still wearing the same outfit from the blind date, but the poorly arranged wig was askew beside him. The skirt had been hiked up high and tied in a knot because he found it cumbersome while mopping the floor. His originally handsome face, adorned with exquisite makeup, was now completely disheveled, with eyelashes clumped together and foundation streaked across his skin. At this moment, he looked as bizarre as one could imagine.
Of course, Tang Mitian did not expect that her placement was quite right, and the direction she kicked was also correct. However, Mi Xiuyang was being mischievous and deliberately extended his foot to intercept her midway.
Is he well-proportioned? I didn't notice! Wen Jiyan is downplaying the matter; he is not actually gay, he is just reluctantly saying this to get close to Tang Mitian's family.
Mother Tang furrowed her brows slightly and stared intently at Wen Jiyan: "Child, how old are you exactly? Why is it 26, 27, 28? Don't you even know yourself?"
Is that so? Wen Jiyan raised the corner of his mouth, looking at Tang Mitian with a smile, "Isn't this supposed to be bought according to personal measurements?" As he spoke, his gaze unconsciously swept towards her chest.
Although Tang Mi Tian is not one to judge based on appearance, she couldn't help but steal a few more glances at the exceptionally handsome and imposing man she encountered during her first blind date
I know, I know, Mom, please don't pull me!" Tang Mitian looked at her anxious mother, Tang Mama, speechless. It seemed that she was very eager to promote Tang Mitian today.
Ah? Tang Mitian was a bit taken aback. Looking at Mi Xiuyang's expression, she hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't sit in a very good position and I like to move around a lot." She was puzzled in her heart; clearly, she had stepped in the direction of Wen Jiyan, so how could she have stepped wrong? And the kick was clearly aimed at Wen Jiyan, so how could it have landed on Mi Xiuyang?
Wen Jiyan innocently shrank back into the blanket, his handsome face showing a hint of grievance as he said, "Tiantian, this is my room, not a public area!" Pouting slightly, he leisurely added, "Moreover, it was you who barged in without waiting for me to open the door. I didn't even blame you for scaring me or for secretly looking at my perfect figure. You should take responsibility, yet you still have the audacity to turn the tables!"
The next day, Tang Mitian was awakened in a daze by the ringing of her phone. "She said she couldn't find someone to love, so she would rather live a life without a fixed home, moving from this quiet town to the next bustling city, coming and going freely without waiting for traffic lights..." She rubbed her sleepy eyes and looked at her mother's incoming call on her phone, yawning and quickly reaching out to answer: "Hello, Mom!"
I do not know how long my mother will stay; it depends on her mood. " Tang Mi pouted and said, "Anyway, you go out first. Once my mother leaves, I will call you back.
No way?" Wen Jiyan's handsome face instantly fell.
Cough cough cough... Tang Mitian choked on her own saliva and asked a man, "Do you have a boyfriend?" This question sounded so awkward!
"I wonder, what is Yanyan's impression of me?" Mishuyang asked as he kindly poured a glass of water for Wen Jiyan, his gaze warm as he looked at him.
"Did Nami Xiuyang really let you come back like this?" Wen Jiyan asked curiously
Go over to that cabinet and get two rags! Tang Mitian put the mop back in the bathroom, grabbed the rag handed over by Wen Jiyan, and after each took one, she said to Wen Jiyan, "Just like this, squat down a bit, place the rag on the floor, and wipe back and forth, got it?"
"I actually quite like this rough voice!" Mijuyang said seriously, turning to Wen Jiyan and saying, "Yanyan, don't deliberately speak with that voice anymore, I don't mind you!"
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"Tian Tian, are you alright?" Mi Xiu Yang couldn't help but ask with concern.
"I wonder if Yan Yan has a boyfriend?" Mi Xiuyang instantly shifted the topic, his gaze fixed seriously on Wen Jiyan as he asked.
"No way, if my mom sees this, she'll definitely kill me for renting the house out, especially to a man!" Tang Mitian looked at Wen Jiyan, who had shrunk back into the quilt and pulled it tighter, preparing to continue sleeping. She couldn't help but feel anxious, hurriedly stepping forward and tugging at his quilt. "Wen Jiyan, listen to me, you should stay outside for a few days. After my mom leaves, I'll call you back, okay?"
You do not waste time, but you will disturb my time, which I do not need!" Wen Jiyan, disregarding Tang Mitian's hints, spoke decisively.
Tang Mi Tian reached out to touch her flushed face, secretly sticking out her tongue. Her gaze quickly swept around the room, and finding nothing amiss, she quietly let out a sigh of relief. However, before she could finish her sigh, Tang Mama was already knocking on the door: "Tian Tian, open the door, hurry up and open the door!"
"Hmm, yes!" Tang Mi Tian replied casually. At that moment, her gaze was fixed on Wen Ji Yan's neck, and she discreetly stepped on his foot under the table, subtly signaling him by touching her neck. However, despite her foot pressing down, Wen Ji Yan remained in a daze, while Mi Xiu Yang beside them furrowed his handsome brows and grunted softly.
I think this is too flat!" Tang Mitian hesitated for a moment, her expression awkward as she spoke, diverting her gaze. "I think you might need to add something underneath, just to enhance it a little?" After saying this, her eyes began to dart around quickly, searching for something suitable to place in front of her chest.
Wen Jiyan hurriedly turned to her, patting her back quickly and chattering, "You, of all people, can choke on tea? How old are you now!"
Tang Mitian exited the private room and, while walking towards the restroom, called Wen Jiyan: "Yanyan, where are you?"
Not far, not far, Mom, could you please ask for directions to the mouthwatering chicken on × × Street? I really love eating it, " Tang Mi sweetly swallowed her saliva, " Mom, could you please help me buy it? Is that okay?"
Tang Mi, sweet and rough, did not notice and kicked it hard.
"Alright," Mishuyan chuckled casually, following Tang Mitian into the house. "Has Yan Yan caught a cold? Why does his voice sound so rough?"
"What method, you say, as long as you say it, I will cooperate!" Wen Jiyan said loudly, patting his chest.
Mother Tang exchanged a glance with Mi, observing the three children who were so reserved that they didn't even speak. She quickly tried to ease the atmosphere by saying, "You three young people chat for a while; we will step out to get some food!" After saying this, the two of them shared a knowing look and simultaneously left their seats, hurrying out of the private room
Indeed, Tiantian, how did you know? You really understand me too well!" Wen Jiyan hurriedly responded, explaining earnestly, "I have never done these chores at home, so I don't know how. It's actually quite normal...
Cough cough... Tang Mitian cleared her throat lightly and cast a discreet glare at Wen Jiyan. With Tang Mama and other parents present, it was uncertain when they would return. Being so blunt could drive people away, and that would lead to dire consequences.
"Pfft!" Tang Mitian finally couldn't hold it in any longer and suddenly sprayed the tea she had just drunk all over. "Cough, cough, cough," she choked and coughed. Meanwhile, Wen Jiyan, who was splashed all over with water stains, hurriedly reached for the tissues on the table, wiped his face haphazardly, and then asked her with concern: "Tian Tian, are you alright?"
What are you two doing?" As Tang Mitian carried the dishes and walked out of the kitchen, she saw Wen Jiyan and Mi Xiuyang stuck at the door, and Wen Jiyan's appearance could no longer be described as merely disheveled, as that term was simply insufficient.
Wen Jiyan was taken aback by the question, subconsciously shaking his head, "No, there isn't!"
"Ow!" Mishaoyang finally couldn't help but cry out in pain, looking at Tang Mitian with a hint of innocence on his handsome face, "Miss Tang, what do you mean by stepping on me and kicking me like this?"
"Do you think I look like I'm joking?" Tang Mitian tugged at the corner of her mouth, smiling lightly and effortlessly.
Tang Mi smiled politely with a slight tug at the corners of her mouth
Fortunately, Wen Jiyan did not lock the door
Change the style? What does it mean? Wen Jiyan looked at Tang Mitian: "You can't be asking me to..."
"You can stay, but you have to help me deal with my mom!" Tang Mitian looked at Wen Jiyan and said word by word, "If you can't handle it, you won't need me to chase you away; my mom will drive you away herself!"
"Hey, take it easy..." Wen Jiyan dodged but did not truly resist, a smile playing on his lips as he said, "I understand, I will take out the trash first, then mop the floor"
"Oh, good!" Wen Jiyan hurriedly handed the mop to Tang Mitian, watching her angrily mop the floor with a furious expression. He couldn't help but apologize, "Tiantian, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
I see you are in a good mood!" Wen Jiyan looked at Tang Mitian seriously and concluded, "You don't seem to feel even slightly down about your blind date being interested in your friend!
"Change, change, change!" Wen Jiyan had no better choice but to awkwardly hold onto his clothes and hurriedly rushed to the bathroom to change. By the time he returned to the room wearing this outfit, Tang Mitian had already set up a complete set of professional makeup equipment and pointed to the chair in front of her, saying, "Hurry up and come sit!"
Of course, it is thanks to you! Tang Mitian reached out to grab an apple from the coffee table, took a bite, and after crunching a few times, she spoke, "Mishuyang is quite straightforward; he directly told my mother that he is interested in you. Naturally, my mother lost all desire to continue sitting there and took Aunt Mimi out shopping, going on a shopping spree!
"Ah? You are back home?" Tang Mitian exclaimed in surprise: "Who allowed you to come home?" Tang's mother hasn't returned yet, and Wen Jiyan has already left. How can this relationship continue like this!
"I am home!" Wen Jiyan's voice was muffled, "Tiantian, please don't call me Yanyan anymore, it makes me feel so sad that I get goosebumps all over!"
Although Mi Xiuyang has reached the age of thirty and is established in his career, he is not at all anxious about blind dates and marriage, especially when his focus in life is on his career, leaving him little time to consider personal matters. However, his parents do not share this perspective; they are eager to have grandchildren, so they continuously arrange various blind dates and social gatherings, introducing him to girls of different tastes. He cannot argue with his well-meaning parents, so he is forced to attend these "blind date" events time and again, repeatedly expressing his dissatisfaction and turning down the young women. Yet, his parents remain undeterred, persistently arranging more blind dates and social events, introducing him to a variety of girls. He finds himself unable to confront his eager parents and is compelled to participate in these "blind date" gatherings, consistently stating his discontent and rejecting the young women.
Mi Xiuyang immediately noticed the sweet-looking Tang Mitian, whose emotions were clearly displayed on her face. She even boldly scrutinized him from head to toe, which made him feel somewhat amused. Then, he was drawn to another intense gaze. Turning his handsome face, he observed with his dark, deep-set eyes the girl who had followed Tang Mitian and sat beside her. When 'she' impatiently tugged at the edge of her silk scarf, Mi Xiuyang was surprised to see an Adam's apple! This 'girl' truly had a hidden depth to her!
However, for women, a lifetime is a longing to be cherished, to be understood and loved by someone who also loves her, which far surpasses everything else! Before encountering this, it is anticipation, it is yearning, it is fantasy, it is all that is beautiful, and no one can dissuade or change that.
"Isn't it quite far to the street?" Mother Tang murmured.
"Alright, Rice, can you tell me why?" Tang Mi Tian developed a strong curiosity about Mi Xiu Yang's "dating history." At this moment, she truly did not know what else to talk about besides this topic, and she had been vaguely anxious, worried that Wen Ji Yan might make a mistake and reveal something. Therefore, diverting her attention to Mi Xiu Yang was quite a wise choice for her. At this moment, she truly did not know what else to talk about besides this topic, and she had been vaguely anxious, worried that Wen Ji Yan might make a mistake and reveal something. Therefore, diverting her attention to Mi Xiu Yang was quite a wise choice for her
Wen Jiyan was somewhat at a loss for words when asked, awkwardly looking at Aunt Tang, "Auntie, finding a boyfriend depends on fate!"
"Yanyan, how did you know that my parents like to call me Mimi?" Mixiu Yang looked at Wen Jiyan with a hint of joy, then turned to Tang Mitian, "I originally wanted to tell you that they call me Mimi, but I was afraid you would laugh at me, so I didn't say anything!"
You are the one who is extraordinary!" Tang Mitian huffed in annoyance, "Your whole family is extraordinary!" Then she followed Tang's mother and the others into the private room
Oh, she is a sweet little sister, currently living with her, named Wen Yanyan!" Mother Tang introduced with a smile at the corner of her mouth, and then changed the subject, "Shall we go in and chat?
"Because I don't like women!" Mishuyan said earnestly, looking at Tang Mitian, "You won't look down on me, will you?"
Ah? It will probably arrive in about 10 minutes?" Tang Mi's heart tightened, "Mom, wait a moment," taking a deep breath, "Could you please help me buy some food on XX Street?"
"You can't be serious, do you really want me to dress as a woman?" Wen Jiyan looked awkwardly at the clothes in his hands, his handsome face scrunched up as if he had swallowed a fly. "Tiantian, is there really no other way?"
Mikhail's smile grew increasingly bright, these two fellows are indeed becoming more and more amusing
The professional image designer Tang Mitian quickly transformed Wen Jiyan's appearance, giving her a head of chestnut-colored wavy hair, a flowing floor-length gown rich in exotic charm, and an exquisite makeup look. Combined with Wen Jiyan's already handsome features, she exuded the aura of a beautiful mixed-race woman
What happened?" Wen Jiyan asked, waking up in the room, his eyes still bleary with sleep.
"Bagua, what a joke!" Tang Mitian glanced at Wen Jiyan and pouted, "Wen Jiyan, you don't need to gloat. What if this blind date has a peculiar taste and takes a liking to you? I would love to see you then!"
"Sweetie, you can call me Dami or Xiaomi!" Mi Xiuyang revealed his bright white teeth and smiled radiantly at Tang Mitian. "Dami? Xiaomi?" Wen Jiyan couldn't help but speak up, "Neither sounds good; let's just call you Mimi!" At this point, he recalled the aunt who had just left, named Mimi, and couldn't help but chuckle.
Tang Mi Tian took a moment to collect herself, took a couple of deep breaths, and waved her hand, saying, "I'm fine!" It was just that she was slightly startled by Mi Xiu Yang's words, hoping that she was being overly sensitive and thinking too much.
"Tiantian, you should hurry home as well. Don't waste your time with that pervert; it's ruining your mood," Wen Jiyan urged indignantly.
Hurry, hurry, change your clothes!
"Tian Tian, do you often go on blind dates arranged by your mother? Is it similar to what is portrayed on television?" Wen Jiyan poked Tang Mitian, smiling with a hint of amusement, "What kind of blind date candidates have you encountered? Can you share some gossip with me?"
When Tang Mitian saw Wen Jiyan mopping the floor and pouring the entire basin of water onto the floor, she was completely horrified. She hurriedly jumped up from the sofa, yanked Wen Jiyan's hand, snatched the basin from him, and angrily said, "Wen Jiyan, what are you doing?"
As everyone entered the private room and took their seats, the aunt Mi Mi sat next to the main person of today's blind date. He was dressed in a light blue casual outfit, paired with matching denim jeans, and had straight hair styled neatly, giving off a very trendy first impression. Looking at his face, he was quite handsome, with soaring eyebrows, a high nose bridge, and a pair of bright, dazzling black eyes, which made him appear very spirited.
"Hey, is my airport not working?" Wen Jiyan said irritably, "Tian Tian, I don't want to be like those people on TV, propping up a bun or something, that's just too bizarre"
Although people often say that a gentle demeanor and tranquility lead to a peaceful life
I know that you have the heart of a daughter, but unfortunately, you are in the body of a son!" Tang Mi sweetly and efficiently tidied up her cosmetics, "If you ever want to dress up as a girl, I can help you with your makeup!
Tang Mi is so disinterested in conversation that she prefers to work hard in silence
"Yan Yan, your voice is truly rugged, it stirs my heart!" Mi Xiu said with a playful smile at the corner of his mouth, "Moreover, you do not currently represent Tian Tian; look, Tian Tian has come out!"
Tang Mi Tian had just opened her mouth when she was met with a cold glare from Tang Mama, causing her to awkwardly stop speaking. She then reached out and poked Wen Ji Yan, saying, "You answer my mom yourself, how old are you?"
"Mom, I understand what you are saying!" Tang Mitian nodded in agreement, but understanding is one thing, and acceptance is another. She always felt that a woman who has never experienced a passionate love is lacking in the perfection of life
Tang Mi Tian shot an annoyed glance at the exaggeratedly acting Wen Ji Yan, biting her lip and mustering the courage to ask Mi Xiu Yang, "You don't like women, are you GAY?" After saying this, her gaze inadvertently flicked back to Wen Ji Yan, noticing that he had lowered his head almost to the table. Unable to help herself, she reached under the table and tugged at him. When he lifted his face, she quickly blinked at him, meaning to say: Wen Ji Yan, look, you have a kindred spirit!
Mishuyang pretended not to notice that Wen Jiyan had already been exposed by his Adam's apple, turning his handsome face with a smile to look at Tang Mitian, "I truly did not expect that you, Tiantian, would actually cook!" As he spoke, he began to walk over towards the table.
"So what do you want to do?" Tang Mitian said, biting her lip in distress as she looked at Wen Jiyan. "No matter what you decide, just make sure not to get me into trouble, otherwise my mom will definitely take me back to the countryside, and you will be kicked out too"
"Ah? That's fine!" Tang Mitian quickly responded, "Call me however it is convenient for you!"
"People you like yourself?" Mother Tang snorted coldly through her nose, "In our time, there wasn't so much freedom to love and find someone you liked. It was still arranged by parents and matchmakers; you met someone once and got married. When we got a bit older, sometimes you didn't even meet before getting married, yet people still lived together for a lifetime, didn't they?" Mother Tang cleared her throat and shot a glance at Tang Mitian, "You young people, always shouting about finding true love and passionate romance, but in the end, the divorce rate keeps rising, infidelity becomes more frequent. How many couples who fell in love freely can't last through the three-year itch or the seven-year itch and end up divorced?"
This time, unexpectedly, his own aunt had to personally oversee the matchmaking, compelling him to attend. He could not resist and had to come, not anticipating that this time would be so surprising! The incident of "cross-dressing" for the matchmaking had befallen him, so why not turn the tables? He might as well go all out with the melodrama and leave them at a loss for words!
Then let's continue! Mi Xiu smiled brightly, glanced at Wen Jiyan, and then shifted his gaze to Tang Mitian. Meeting her sparkling black eyes, he gently said, "Tian Tian, even though I came here for a blind date with you today, I hope you won't be nervous"
This is what I like! Mother Tang smiled with satisfaction, curling her lips.
"Like Wu Zun?" Wen Jiyan's handsome brows slightly furrowed as he subtly shifted the topic, "Do you like Wu Zun?"
"You child, you are not young anymore, why haven't you found a boyfriend?" Mother Tang said with a look of regret.
"Who is the eldest sister?" Tang Mitian glared angrily and ground her teeth.
Tang Mi Tian regained her composure and glanced at the makeup on Wen Ji Yan's face, which had melted in the water. She couldn't help but point at her own bag and said, "Yan Yan, your makeup is smudged, go touch it up!"
Wen Jiyan glared at Mi Xiuyang with anger, secretly grinding his teeth, and then turned around to enter the room to change his clothes
"Indeed, it would be quite joyful, and then it would force the two of us to marry." Tang Mitian lightly curled the corner of her mouth, revealing a hint of sarcastic smile, "Wen Jiyan, you escaped from a wedding, do you really wish to be bound and pressured into marriage again?"
"I just got back, big sister!" Wen Jiyan replied with a furrowed brow, feeling helpless.
"Oh, great!" Wen Jiyan hurriedly tossed aside the cloth and ran to the door with a clatter. "Who is it?" Then he stood there dumbfounded, staring at the equally bewildered Mi Xiuyang, his mouth agape in shock as if it could fit an egg.
"Mother, how much longer until you arrive?" Tang Mitian asked with a serious expression, furrowing her delicate brows.
What are you so nervous about? My mother sees you as a young lady and a beauty, she will definitely be very kind to you! Here, remember to wrap the scarf around you!" Tang Mi smiled sweetly as she looked at Wen Jiyan, seeing him take the scarf and tie a haphazard knot, at least covering his Adam's apple. Tang Mi then looked him up and down, checking if there were any other inappropriate areas, and finally paused her gaze at his chest.
Tang Mi Tian merely twitched the corner of her mouth, lacking any strength to refute. Under the fierce verbal assault from Tang's mother, the only correct response for her was to obediently nod; if she chose to debate, even if she argued until she foamed at the mouth, she would still lose
Tang Mi sweetly followed Mi Xiuyang's gaze and looked at Wen Jiyan, feeling increasingly uneasy in her heart. Her eyes cautiously scanned him up and down, wondering if there was something inappropriate about him
Wen Jiyan slightly raised his elegantly arched brows, his handsome face adorned with an enchanting smile
"Hmm!" Wen Jiyan tugged at Tang Mitian's bag and quickly dashed out of the private room
Tang Mitian's lips twitched slightly as she said, "Mishuyang, at your age, acting cute is not suitable!" She discreetly shook off the goosebumps on her body and gave Wen Jiyan a knowing glance, "Yanyan, hurry and go into the room to change your clothes and tidy yourself up! You must not embarrass me!" It is crucial that Mishuyang does not discover that he is cross-dressing; otherwise, if Tang Mama hears about it casually, Tang Mitian would be in big trouble
"Tang Mitian, what do you think of me?" Wen Jiyan looked at Tang Mitian with a serious expression, a charming smile playing at the corners of his mouth, "Am I not more handsome than Wu Zun?"
Tang Mi was taken aback, realizing what she had just said. She awkwardly stood in place, covering her mouth, and mumbled, "I think, you should just handle it yourself!"
"Why should I tell you?" Wen Jiyan shot Mi Xiuyang a disdainful glare. This guy, one moment he is being nice to Tang Mitian, and the next he is being nice to me. What does he want? To have both sides? Besides, if he wants to play both sides, he should consider the circumstances. With someone like Wen Jiyan, can he really handle it? Isn't he afraid of choking and getting his throat stuck?
"It's alright, it's alright." Misyuyang waved his hand generously, smiling broadly at Tang Mitian, "I feel that calling you Miss Tang is a bit unfamiliar; I wonder if I could call you by your full name? Of course, you don't have to call me Mr. Mi either, as it makes me feel quite uncomfortable!"
"Tian Tian, it's not that I'm forcing you, I'm doing this for your own good." Mother Tang sighed deeply and said earnestly, "Right now, your mind is filled with love and illusory dreams, wanting all sorts of outcomes, yet in reality, you keep delaying. You are still young, and you are choosing people, unaware of the sense of crisis. But when you really grow older and are the one being chosen, you will understand just how great the difference is between fantasy and reality"
Wen Jiyan held a garbage bag in one hand and touched his ear, which had turned red from being pinched by Tang Mitian, with the other. A smile involuntarily crept onto his lips. He had never realized that being forced to work by others could make him this happy! At that moment, Wen Jiyan couldn't help but wonder if he had a tendency towards masochism.
"What?" Tang Mitian teased Wen Jiyan, leaving him in suspense, and they both couldn't help but ask curiously at the same time
"A new roommate? Wen Yanyan?" Mother Tang looked at Wen Jiyan with kind and gentle eyes, "What is your occupation?"
"Ah?" Tang Mitian blushed again, "Why don't you like women?"
"Alright, I understand!" Mother Tang saw that Tang Mitian was willing to go on a blind date and agreed, "Then hurry up and get dressed, tidy yourself up a bit. I'll come to pick you up shortly."
"I am already in the car," said Tang's mother, pouting. "You better ask for leave today, or else you can resign and come back to the countryside with me to help take care of the family business."
"Wen Jiyan, can you stop stalling? My mom is about to arrive. You either change or get lost, or I will call the police to arrest you, you guy without an ID. You figure it out!" Tang Mitian shouted at him in anger and embarrassment.
I think it would be great for the two of you to go together, as you can support each other! Mother Tang also had her own plans. While Wen Jiyan is indeed beautiful, she is too enchanting, and her height makes it difficult for many men to catch up. In comparison, Tang Mitian has a moderate height, looks sweet and lovely, which might be more appealing to potential suitors. Thus, the chances of success would increase... To put it plainly, Mother Tang wants to use Wen Jiyan to highlight Tang Mitian's qualities. After all, most suitors are looking to marry a virtuous wife, not to bring home an exquisite "vase" just for display. In this comparison, Tang Mitian's advantages are fully revealed.
The doorbell at home rang, and Wen Jiyan glanced at the kitchen, calling out, "Tiantian, someone is knocking at the door"
"Regardless of the minority or the majority, I just want to state a fact: finding a reliable man to marry is far better than being single like you all," said Tang's mother, glancing at Tang Mitian. "At least in winter, you can have someone to warm the bed, and with a man in the house, he can take on responsibilities, which is much better than having to face everything alone."
"Exactly!" Tang Mitian nodded in agreement.
"I find you distasteful, is that alright?" Wen Jiyan's angry voice came through the door, sounding quite displeased.
Wen Jiyan noticed that she had no interest at all in the life of her young master, and couldn't help but pout awkwardly. "Tian Tian, you aren't really angry, are you? Alright, it was my fault for not mopping the floor. Then I can learn, can't I?"
Mishuyang's lips curled up increasingly in a playful manner, and he finally couldn't help but let out a teasing smile. Tang Mitian and Wen Jiyan, these two individuals, are quite amusing.
"No way?" Wen Jiyan was dumbfounded; such a vast project made his head spin just thinking about it
However, according to the plan set by Tang Mama, Tang Mitian had no choice but to confront reality, yet she subconsciously harbored a conflicting desire. Deep within Tang Mitian's heart, there was a profound entanglement.
"Tian Tian, to be honest, I have been on many blind dates, and this is the first time I have met someone whose thoughts align with mine like yours do." Mi Xiuyang took a deep breath and spoke in a gentle tone, "I suppose this can be considered a kind of tacit understanding"
When Wen Jiyan opened the door, he saw Tang Mitian already lying on the sofa with a face mask on, watching a drama series. He couldn't help but express a hint of surprise: "How did you come back so quickly"
Mishuyang then turned his gaze to Wen Jiyan and gently asked, "Yanyan, what do you think?"
"Oh right, you can use these!" Tang Mitian ignored Wen Jiyan and hurried back to her room, quickly grabbing the silicone breast pads for swimming. "Do you want to put them on yourself, or should I help you put them on?"
"No, no, Tiantian, you misunderstood!" Mishuyang deliberately waited for Tang Mitian to finish her interaction with Wen Jiyan before pretending to explain anxiously, "I just said that I don't like women, but I am not GAY!"
"Is this how you water?" Clearly, it was meant to flood the "little nest". Tang Mitian, heartbroken, pounded her chest in frustration, nearly losing her breath from anger
"Could you quietly lock me in the room? Just put in more instant noodles, cookies, and water. I promise I will be good and keep quiet, just hiding in the cupboard for a few days or something!" Wen Jiyan looked at Tang Mitian with a face full of frustration, "As long as your mother doesn't see me, you won't have any trouble, right?"
"Well, yes." Tang Mitian responded with a compliment, then put away the cloth, wiped her hands, and said casually, "Since you have learned it, then go ahead and wipe the living room, bathroom, bedroom, and kitchen all over!"
"You... you are mistaken!" Wen Jiyan couldn't help but jump out, saying excitedly, "Mr. Mi, I can assure you that I am not the person you are looking for, so please look elsewhere!"
"Mom, what are you saying in anger?" Tang Mitian helplessly rubbed her aching forehead, "You see, it's already been a night, why are you still upset? What happened yesterday was my fault, and I admit it. In the future, if you arrange a partner for me, I will obediently go and meet them, go on blind dates, but could you please not ask me to resign at every turn? Although this job is a bit tiring and the hours are irregular, I really like it! Mom, I'm begging you, is that okay?"
"You really... disgust me!" Wen Jiyan, having had enough, quickly snatched the soft, squishy object from Tang Mitian's hand and rushed to the bathroom to deal with it, his handsome face flushed with an inexplicable heat
"Why haven't you changed your clothes yet?" As soon as Tang's mother entered the room, she frowned at Tang Mitian, who was wearing a Mickey Mouse pajama set, her hair a messy tangle. "Look at you, looking so disheveled, how could any man dare to look at you?" After saying this, she hurriedly urged, "Hurry up and change your clothes, put on some makeup. I don't know what you studied image design for if you can't even tidy yourself up, what a waste!"
Tang Mi's lips twitched slightly: "That was just a joke!" At that time, Tang's mother was also present, merely exchanging polite words, "Why did you take it seriously?"
"Are you coming to my place?" Tang Mitian's drowsiness was instantly startled away, and she quickly replied, "Mom, I have to work overtime today. Why don't you come tomorrow instead?"
"Hey, why are you staring at my chest?" Wen Jiyan said uneasily, covering his chest, his handsome face slightly flushed with a suspicious redness, silently praying that they would not have any intentions of hitting his chest
"Hello, Miss Tang." Mi Xiuyang politely greeted Tang Mitian with a glance, his dark and profound eyes then shifted to Wen Jiyan, a thoughtful smile curling at the corners of his mouth as he said, "Hello, Miss Best Friend!"
Wen Jiyan quietly observed Tang Mitian's expression, and after a moment of hesitation, he gritted his teeth and offered a bright smile to Aunt Tang: "Auntie, it's hard to determine our age. By the traditional method, I am 28, by actual years, I am 27, but my parents always say I am 26, so I am not quite sure how old I really am..." Wen Jiyan casually remarked
"I just spilled a little more than usual!" Wen Jiyan looked at Tang Mitian anxiously, "Did I do something wrong?" As a young master, he had never mopped the floor, so it was not entirely his fault for lacking common sense
"I, I am 26... 27... 28..." Wen Jiyan cautiously responded to Tang Mama's words, observing Tang Mitian's expression.
I think Mi Xiuyang is quite handsome, haven't you noticed? When he slightly raises the corners of his mouth to smile, he resembles Wu Zun a lot!" Tang Mitian recalled Mi Xiuyang's appearance and said earnestly
"You flatter me!" After a moment, Tang Mitian could only smile awkwardly.
"You have built your beauty and joy upon my suffering!" Wen Jiyan said mournfully, glaring at Tang Mitian's back.
"Mom..." Tang Mitian's lips twitched slightly, "Did you come here today just to take me to a blind date?"
Wen Jiyan cast a thoughtful glance at Mi Xiuyang, wondering if this was what they called a hero's perspective. He also liked to call Tang Mi sweet, sweet, sweet!
"Your mother can't be that terrifying!" Wen Jiyan's lips twitched slightly, "You're joking, right?"
"You children always have such excuses, claiming to wait for fate, but do you not realize that you are driving us parents to despair?" Mother Tang seized the opportunity and could not help but lecture the two of them, "You children simply do not understand the hearts of parents everywhere. How can you be so selfish? We, as parents, have worked hard to raise you, hoping for what? We hope that you will succeed, find happiness early, and lead fulfilling lives. Yet here you are, growing older, but your mindset refuses to mature, unwilling to take on the idea of starting a family and establishing a career. To put it bluntly, your reluctance to marry, to start a family, and to have children stems from a subconscious fear of taking on responsibility!"
"My name is Wen Yanyan." Wen Jiyan hurriedly cleared his throat and said this with a forced bravado, then lowered his head to look at the table
Wen Jiyan looked at the soft silicone in his hand, suddenly squinting his eyes, and with a smile at the corner of his mouth said, "But I can't cushion it! Or, could you help me?"
Tang Mi Tian nodded in agreement, saying, "Yes, you make a very valid point." However, very few people who come for blind dates share thoughts like Mi Xiu Yang's, which is why many blind dates end in failure, often resulting in a complete lack of contact thereafter, let alone the possibility of becoming friends.
"She, she is a model!" Tang Mitian lied with a stiff upper lip
Miyouyang was straightforwardly rejected by Wen Jiyan, yet he showed no signs of embarrassment or displeasure, maintaining a calm and composed expression. He looked gently at Wen Jiyan and said, "Yanyan, I have already found you, so I will not look elsewhere!" A charming smile tugged at the corners of his mouth as he continued, "I know that what I am saying is quite sudden, and you may not be able to accept it right away. However, believe me, I will prove with time that you are the person I have been searching for!"
Mother Tang and Aunt Mi observed that Tang Mitian, Wen Yanyan, and Mi Xiuyang were merely looking at each other in silence, without saying a word. They couldn't help but poke Tang Mitian and Mi Xiuyang respectively.
"I will refund you the rent, just leave!" Tang Mitian said anxiously. She had finally managed to appease Tang's mother today, and if she misunderstood the relationship between her and Wen Jiyan, it would be disastrous! On one hand, Tang's mother might force Tang Mitian to date Wen Jiyan, but that was not an option, as Wen Jiyan was GAY, and Tang Mitian's lifelong happiness would be ruined; on the other hand, Tang's mother might really kick Tang Mitian out for harboring a man of unknown origin in the house!
Wen Jiyan was completely taken aback, but seeing that Tang Mitian did not voice any objections, he felt that he had no right to speak on Tang Mitian's territory and could only comply with Tang Mama's arrangements. Of course, he had never experienced a blind date, so he followed along out of curiosity, purely to watch the excitement.
"Hurry up and get up, get up so I can talk to you!" Tang Mitian couldn't wait for him to open the door, so she forcefully twisted the doorknob and entered.
"If I don't go home soon, who knows if that pervert Mishuyang will propose to me in public or something!" Wen Jiyan said through gritted teeth, "Tang Mitian, what kind of character do you have to encounter such a gem?"
I am not nervous!" Tang Mitian replied casually
"Emotions can be cultivated gradually!" Mishuyang elegantly held his cup of water, took a sip, and spoke gently, "Moreover, I have feelings for you. Pursuing you is, for me, a form of enjoyment, not a waste of time..." There was no trace of dejection on Mishuyang's handsome face; instead, his determination grew stronger in the face of adversity.
"That is, I am very naive; whatever you say, I believe it," Mi Xiuyang said nonchalantly as she pushed aside Wen Jiyan, who was blocking the doorway, and walked in boldly. Taking a deep breath, she exclaimed, "It smells so good, sweet! What delicious food have you made? I am going to eat here today."
"What are you doing here?" Wen Jiyan glared coldly at Mi Xiuyang, raising his hand to prepare to close the door, "You are not welcome here!"
"Who are you?" Tang Mama released Tang Mitian and looked at Wen Jiyan with a puzzled gaze, feeling a considerable sense of pressure due to her height. After all, Tang Mama was only 1.55 meters tall, while Wen Jiyan was around 1.80 meters.
"Model, no wonder you are so tall!" Mother Tang looked at Wen Jiyan and took a few steps closer. It was awkward for Wen Jiyan to walk away or stay, so he could only force a smile. Whenever he spoke, no matter how much he tried to suppress his voice, it still carried a slightly hoarse tone, so he tried to avoid speaking as much as possible
"Water the floor and mop it!" Wen Jiyan replied somewhat innocently
Hehe, what's so funny about this, Mimi, Mimi is also quite..." Tang Mi Tian thought for a moment, and for a while, she really couldn't find the right words to describe it, and was left at a loss.
Oh, Mom, she is Wen Yanyan, my new roommate!" Tang Mitian discreetly stood in front of Tang Mama, turning her back to Wen Jiyan and gesturing for him to act accordingly and quickly slip back to his own room
Ah? Tang Mi Tian was slightly taken aback, and then, with a hint of embarrassment, said, "You are quite nice!"
Wen Jiyan nodded slightly, "Yes, at that time, you had no trouble, but my troubles were significant. So, Tiantian, what do you think we should do?" After saying this, he added, "Besides suggesting that I go out and hide, think of another solution."
"If you teach me, I will definitely learn," Wen Jiyan said seriously as he looked at Tang Mitian.
"Yanyan, how old are you?" Mother Tang asked with a smile, gazing at him for a while.
Upon hearing this, Wen Jiyan spat out the tea he had just sipped, the action resembling that of a rabbit being stepped on. Without regard for face or etiquette, he quickly moved his chair to a safer distance from Mi Xiuyang, sitting closely next to Tang Mitian, and awkwardly said, "Don't mind me, continue!"
What do you mean? One sentence, either change or get lost?" Tang Mitian stretched out her hand, placed it on her waist, and glared angrily at Wen Jiyan. She still had to do his makeup later; if it weren't for her cleverness in getting Tang's mother out of the way, she and Wen Jiyan would have been done for a long time!
Well, although Tang Mi Tian secretly admits that Wen Ji Yan's appearance as a cross-dresser is quite stunning and beautiful
Miyouyang quickly wedged his hand in the door gap, blocking Wen Jiyan's action of closing the door, with a smile playing at the corners of his mouth: "Just because you don't welcome me doesn't mean Tiantian doesn't welcome me either"
Tang Mi Tian nodded her head in agreement like a chick pecking at rice, "Yes, yes, Mom, when getting married, of course, one should find someone they like!"
I... Tang Mi Tian has already upset Tang Mama yesterday, and I do not want to make her unhappy again today, so I swallowed my words and awkwardly said: "I didn't say no, I said I would call to ask for leave!"
"Indeed, it's a tacit understanding," Tang Mitian casually replied, shooting a glare at Wen Jiyan, who was secretly tugging at her hem under the table. She then turned to Mi Xiuyang and put on a formulaic smile, casually asking, "Mr. Mi, you mentioned that you have been on many blind dates; haven't you found a girl to your liking?"
Mi Xiuyang busily looked around and politely smiled at Aunt Tang, introducing himself, "Hello, Aunt Tang, my name is Mi Xiuyang!" His gaze then shifted to Tang Mitian. Aunt Tang quickly regained her composure and cheerfully introduced, "This is my daughter, Tang Mitian, and this is her best friend, Wen Yanyan!"
This is simple, I can do it! Wen Jiyan is very clever and can learn it at once. Imitating Tang Mitian's posture, she skillfully wiped the floor.
"Don't be so polite!" Wen Jiyan waved his hand to refuse, "You don't need to prove anything. I have no feelings for you, and we are even less compatible. Don't waste your time!"
Recalling Tang Mitian's reaction from last night, Wen Jiyan suddenly realized that perhaps Tang Mitian was not joking at all. "Mitian, how long does your mother plan to stay here? How long do I need to hide?"
With a flutter of her heavy false eyelashes and a slight tug at the corners of her mouth, she puckered her lips at the mirror. Looking at her reflection, Wen Jiyan said softly, "Tian Tian, your skills are impressive. With this makeup, I actually look quite good!" Have you ever seen a beautiful cross-dresser? At this moment, Wen Jiyan was just that.
"Yanyan, your appearance could be used for a horror film!" Mishuyan was stunned for a moment, and finally found his tongue, awkwardly saying, "You really surprise me! Although there is a bit of a scare factor!"
Haha, I am very much looking forward to it, you have encountered an exceptional person!" Wen Jiyan raised his eyebrows slightly.
"So you mean to say that you like Mishuyan?" Wen Jiyan turned his handsome face and looked at Tang Mitian seriously as he asked.
You are doing okay!" Wen Jiyan said in a teasing tone, casually glancing at Mi Xiuyang, "You still fall a little short of being worthy of my Tiantian!"
"Do you really want to learn?" Tang Mitian finally raised her face and glanced at Wen Jiyan.
Wen Jiyan calmly followed Tang Mitian's gaze and looked at Mi Xiuyang. Their eyes met, and beneath his seemingly calm gaze lay a sharpness akin to a blade. It seems this man possesses considerable depth.
Wen Jiyan took a deep breath, quickly glanced down at the equipment on his body, and helplessly dragged his feet to sit down on the chair in front of Tang Mitian, then closed his eyes in resignation. Out of sight, out of mind; he truly could not bear to watch himself, a dignified man, being twisted and disguised as a woman!
Wen Jiyan shot an angry glare at Tang Mitian, turned his face away, and put on an expression of indifference as if he could not be bothered to engage.
"Call me Dami, Xiaomi, or Mimi," Mi Xiuyang emphasized without responding.
When Mother Tang arrived at the agreed hotel with Tang Mitian and Wen Jiyan, the introducer was already waiting at the entrance with a smile, "Tang Wan, over here!"
Tang Mi Tian shot him a fierce glare, and Wen Ji Yan quickly cleared his throat, straightened his posture, and looked at Mi Xiu Yang with a serious expression
Ah? Upon hearing this, Tang Mitian's head immediately felt heavy, "Mom, please don't joke around!"
Forget it, I have no interest in that!" Wen Jiyan pouted, "Tian Tian, is your mother fierce? I wasn't nervous at first, but after you made me look so effeminate with your makeup, I started to feel uncertain and became nervous!"
"This is Tiantian, she is truly beautiful!" Mi enthusiastically held Tang Mitian's hand and looked her up and down, then turned her gaze to Wen Jiyan, "But who is this?"
I ... ...
"What are you looking at?" Tang Mitian said, anxiously covering her chest with her hand and grinding her teeth. "Wen Jiyan, I give you 3 minutes. If you can't handle it, then I will stick these two on your eyes!"
Hello, Aunt! As soon as Wen Jiyan finished dealing with her chest, she opened the door and saw Tang Mama carrying Tang Mitian, heading back to the room to change clothes. Without thinking, she pinched her throat and greeted them.
Wen Jiyan, you know I am not joking with you!" Tang Mitian said, then turned and went into the kitchen, getting busy.
I..." Tang Mitian was rendered speechless by Wen Jiyan's calm words. She turned to the side, put her hands down, and looked at the ceiling, saying, "Wen Jiyan, hurry up and get up, my mom is coming over!"
Wen Jiyan opened his mouth, wanting to argue a few more points, but Tang Mitian calmly grabbed his arm and gently shook her head, stopping him from speaking. Then she smiled at Tang Mama, saying, "Alright, alright, Mom, what you say makes sense!" If the debate continued and provoked the stubborn Tang Mama, Tang Mitian would be in for a tough time. It is well known that Tang Mama has a fiery temper, prone to explosive reactions; she can turn hostile faster than one can turn a page, and that would not be a pretty sight!
"Because I find women too troublesome!" Mishuyang said lightly, "Acting spoiled, being willful, childish, throwing tantrums, being unreasonable, turning against you faster than flipping a book..." As Mishuyang spoke, Tang Mitian's charming face increasingly lost its smile, clearly indicating that this guy has psychological issues with women!
"What you said?" Tang Mi sweetly and slyly blinked her beautiful black eyes, "The solution is actually quite simple; all you need to do is change your style!"
Miss Tang, I have heard that you are a makeup artist? After the two elders left, Mi Xiuyang elegantly picked up a glass of water, took a few sips, and finally asked the question
Tang Mi Tian then turned her charming face to look at Mi Xiu Yang, cleared her throat and said, "Well, Mr. Mi, I will go check on Yan Yan first." After that, she also left the private room without looking back.
"Tian Tian, you said it yourself, you owe me a meal." Mi Xiuyang turned his handsome face to look at Tang Mitian, "I didn't come here just to mooch a meal, but Yan Yan won't let me in!"
I do want to, but I can't just leave my mother unattended, can I?" Tang Mitian said helplessly, pouting her lips. "Forget it, you should go back first. Remember to clean the house thoroughly! And make sure to mop the floor properly.
Aunt, it's not that I don't want to get married, nor am I afraid of taking on responsibilities!" Wen Jiyan couldn't help but interject, "You say you want to start a family and live happily for a lifetime, but how long is that lifetime? Don't you think you need to find someone you truly like and care for?"
"You won't go open the door!" Tang Mitian was facing the vegetables, huffing in annoyance, "I'm busy!"
"What else could it be?" Mother Tang, seeing that she had persuaded Tang Mitian, spoke in a cheerful tone, "You just said that you would obediently accept my arrangements from now on. You wouldn't want to go back on your word, would you?" Before Tang Mitian could respond, Mother Tang threatened in a low voice, "Tang Mitian, do you dare to say no and see what happens?"
"Tian Tian, I wonder what your impression of me is?" Mishuyang, breaking away from his usual subtlety, asked Tang Mitian directly.
So, there is no perhaps
"If your mother is coming over, then let her come. What does it have to do with me?" Wen Jiyan yawned and pulled the blanket over his head, "Your mother is coming to see you, I will sleep on my own, no problem!"
Wen Jiyan endured his temper and replied irritably, "You are all right!"
Tang Mi Tian glanced at the floor, which had already been polished to a shine by Wen Ji Yan, and couldn't help but push Mi Xiu Yang, saying: "Could you please take off your shoes before coming in?"
Cough cough cough... Tang Mitian was once again choked by her own saliva. "Mom, why are you taking me to a blind date? Why are you bringing Wen Yanyan along?" Is it common to take two daughters to a blind date? Is this some kind of buy one get one free promotion? However, Wen Jiyan is just a fake daughter! This is a mix-up; how should this be resolved?
Since you understand everything I say, you should listen to your mother. " Tang's mother sighed deeply, then changed her tone and said, " I will go over today to introduce you to a friend. I have met this young man, and he is quite nice! "
Although you say it is unnecessary, whether to do it or not is my business. Mishuyang became increasingly resolute, saying, "Wen Yanyan, I will marry no one but you!"
Tang Mi's face twitched slightly; no matter how careless or confused she was, she could see that Mi Xiuyang had a considerable affection for Wen Jiyan. Of course, this direct confession left her feeling quite speechless
"You have taken everything, and I refuse to leave; I want to stay here," Wen Jiyan said stubbornly. "Even if you beat me to death, I will not leave!"
Because, clearly, Tang Mitian was supposed to be matched with her intended partner, yet she ended up with Wen Jiyan, who was merely brought in as a supporting character. Regarding this outcome, Tang Mitian felt somewhat astonished but had no other thoughts. She just wondered if Tang's mother would be so furious upon learning this that she would smoke with anger
"Hehe, as long as you understand!" Tang Mi said mysteriously, then quickly ran into her room, found a Bohemian floor-length skirt, and then quickly pulled out a camisole and a small jacket. Grabbing her makeup bag, she hurried towards Wen Jiyan, tossing the clothes into his hands, "You hurry up and change, my mom will be here soon"
"I will not leave, absolutely not." Wen Jiyan tightly clutched the blanket, her expression resolute as she looked at Tang Mitian.
Tang Mi Tian couldn't help but want to laugh upon hearing this, but given the current situation, she had to suppress her laughter, which made it quite difficult for her.
"You didn't do it on purpose, you just don't know how to do it, right?" Tang Mitian replied irritably.
You! Tang Mitian rolled her eyes, finally understanding what it meant to invite a deity easily but to send them away with difficulty. Looking at Wen Jiyan's attitude, it was clear that he wouldn't be leaving anytime soon, so she had to find another way. Tang Mitian's eyes darted around quickly, "Wen Jiyan, are you really not going to leave?"
Oh, I see!" Mother Tang looked at Wen Jiyan meaningfully and nodded, "So, do you have a boyfriend now?"
There are solutions, but I fear you may not be willing to cooperate " Tang Mitian looked at Wen Jiyan with difficulty
"Who is the young lady?" Wen Jiyan, are you looking for trouble!" Tang Mitian rushed over, grabbing his ear fiercely, "Let me tell you, you are the young lady. Now take out the trash, and when you come back, mop the floor. If you don't finish, you won't get dinner!"
"Alright, drive slowly!" After Tang Mitian hung up the phone, she neglected to tidy herself up and rushed to Wen Jiyan's room, knocking urgently on the door, "Wen Jiyan, something has happened, get up quickly!"
"This is more like it," Tang Mitian released Wen Jiyan, sat back down on the sofa, and began to nibble on the apple she had not finished earlier. "I will supervise you, so be a bit quicker with your actions!"
"Indeed, you are even more handsome than Wu Zun, which is why Mi Xiuyang has taken a liking to you! You are the only one I want to marry!" Tang Mitian teased Wen Jiyan playfully, and then noticed the trash at the door that had not been thrown away in time. She couldn't help but furrow her delicate brows, place her hands on her hips, and angrily shout, "Wen Jiyan, didn't I tell you to come back and clean up? You didn't even throw out the trash. Do you not want to have dinner?"
"You put the basin in, and I will mop the floor!" Tang Mitian took a deep breath, finally suppressing her anger, and said to Wen Jiyan in a calm tone, "Go get the mop for me!"
Tang Mitian slightly raised her eyebrows and pouted, saying, "I still have soup simmering in the kitchen, let me go check on it!" She quickly slipped away, and it became an undeniable fact that Mi Xiuyang was going to mooch a meal, which Tang Mitian could not bring herself to refuse.
However, after seeing you and Yan Yan today, I feel that my previous thoughts were too extreme and incorrect!" As Tang Mi Tian ground her teeth, unable to hold back her urge to argue with him, Mi Xiu Yang casually said, which effectively doused her anger, leaving her in a dilemma of whether to be angry or not, "You and Yan Yan give me a very good impression, smart, understanding, and gentle!"
"Oh, Mi Mi! It's been a long time since we last met, and you really look younger than ever!" Mother Tang cheerfully walked over to greet her, "Come here, Tian Tian, call Mi Mi Auntie!"
"Mi Xiuyang likes you, why are you dragging me into liking him? No matter how much he resembles Wu Zun, he is still not Wu Zun!" Tang Mitian glared at Wen Jiyan with annoyance, "I do not like substitutes!" If it were true that Mi Xiuyang did not have eyes for Wen Jiyan and was instead interested in Tang Mitian from the very beginning, perhaps Tang Mitian's heart would have quietly allowed itself to be swayed, and she would have secretly marveled at the recent blossoming of peach blossoms. Look, a handsome guy has come to the house; although he is gay, he is good-looking and pleasing to the eye. Just having a meal with him would make one feel a great appetite. "I do not like substitutes!" If it were true that Mi Xiuyang did not have eyes for Wen Jiyan and was instead interested in Tang Mitian from the very beginning, perhaps Tang Mitian's heart would have quietly allowed itself to be swayed, and she would have secretly marveled at the recent blossoming of peach blossoms. Look, a handsome guy has come to the house; although he is gay, he is good-looking and pleasing to the eye. Just having a meal with him would make one feel a great appetite. As for Mi Xiuyang, to be fair, he is indeed attractive, but everyone has their own preferences. Since he has set his sights on Wen Jiyan, then Tang Mitian's initial slight fondness for him was nipped in the bud before it even began. As for Mi Xiuyang, to be fair, he is indeed attractive, but everyone has their own preferences. Since he has set his sights on Wen Jiyan, then Tang Mitian's initial slight fondness for him was nipped in the bud before it even began.
"Wen Jiyan, I want to ask you something." Tang Mitian, having just washed her face and not having time to dry it, leaned against the door and looked at Wen Jiyan, "Don't you like men? I think Mi Xiuyang looks quite handsome, and he likes you too. Why do you refuse him?"
Understood, come back early!" Wen Jiyan reminded before hanging up the phone. Immediately, she looked up and saw a 4S dealership. Glancing at the Tangmi sweet bag in her hand, a glimmer of excitement flashed in her beautiful black eyes. She walked in briskly and, without hesitation, purchased an Audi A4, then happily strolled back home.
Tang Mi Tian, I am not joking with you. Today, I want to discuss this matter with you formally. " Tang's mother spoke with a serious tone, "You are not by my side right now, and I cannot control you even if I want to. You do not listen to what I say. If you truly do not want to listen anymore, do not want me to manage you, and do not want me as your mother, then just say it. I will go back immediately and will never manage you again in the future.
"That is, your pig's trotters, do not step on the floor I just cleaned!" Wen Jiyan couldn't help but poke his head out of the room, angrily shouting at Mi Xiuyang.
"That's it!" Tang Mi smiled brightly, "I'm going to cook now. If you can't finish this work, don't expect to have dinner tonight!"
Hiding for a day or half a day, Wen Jiyan could accept. However, this indefinite delay, what if it stretched to ten days or half a month? Without an ID card, he had to constantly guard against his father sending someone to track him down, living in uncertainty, and facing the prospect of being homeless was simply too dismal! Wen Jiyan's mind raced, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that staying with Tang Mitian was stable and he did not want to go out. Thus, he looked at Tang Mitian and said, "Mitian, you know my friend hasn't had the chance to give me my ID card yet. If I go out now, it would be extremely difficult for me to move an inch!"
Mishuyan nodded slightly and said, "Yes."
The reason is actually quite simple. "Mishuyan tugged at the corner of his mouth and smiled brightly, gesturing with his index finger, 'Just one!'"
"Tian Tian does not welcome you either, get lost!" Wen Jiyan said irritably, grinding his teeth and glaring at Mi Xiuyang
To be honest, I have strong feelings for Yan Yan!" Mi Xiuyang said earnestly as he gazed at Wen Jiyan, adding with deep affection, "I have great faith in my instincts; the moment I saw you, I knew that you might be the person I have been looking for!" After saying this, he seriously added, "Just like when I saw Tian Tian for the first time, I could tell that I could be very good friends with her!"
Wen Jiyan confidently said, "Of course, I am quite clever, so it's just like this, right?"
However, love in her heart always possesses a unique hue
Isn't it quite cute?" Mishaoyang eagerly chimed in, laughing heartily, "However, the cutest one here is you!"
Tang Mitian shrugged apologetically and said awkwardly, "I'm sorry, we don't have any slippers at home!" If Mi Xiuyang were to see Wen Jiyan's men's slippers, it would be a disaster. In Tang Mitian's eyes, Mi Xiuyang was now the number one dangerous person, capable of exploding at any moment! Of course, Tang Mitian was not afraid of him exploding at her, but rather feared that he would explode in front of Tang Mama, which would lead to a very tragic end for both Tang Mitian and Wen Jiyan.
Tang Mi's heart tightened with anxiety as she turned her charming face to glance at Mi Xiuyang. Seeing his concerned expression, which did not seem to indicate that he had seen through Wen Jiyan's disguise as a man, she steeled herself and replied, "Yanyan's voice has always been rough; when she gets angry, she sounds just like a man!" Saying this, she let out a couple of dry laughs first, "During the day, she pretends to be a lady in front of my mother, so she speaks in a higher pitch, and that's her voice!"
Tang Mi Tian was taken aback and then said, "This is very simple, you just need to unwrap this plastic wrap and then stick it to your chest!"
Hmm. Mother Tang's tone was somewhat stiff, but compared to the lion's roar from last night, it was already quite good. "I will come over to your place in a while. What do you want to eat? I will bring it for you."
"Have you two realized that your viewpoints are incorrect?" Mother Tang looked at Tang Mitian and Wen Jiyan, who exchanged a glance, then nodded vigorously, a satisfied smile spreading across her face. She decisively stated, "Since you have acknowledged your mistakes, then both of you should tidy up properly. Later, I will take you to meet a friend!"
"Don't let me come back, are you going to keep me for dinner? He has his eyes on you, not me!" Tang Mitian shrugged, "You ran away, so of course he sent me back!"